The Casanova Experience: A Friends to Lovers Romance (Ballers Book 2) Read online

  While I brainstormed ways to get into Amy’s pants, I took a strong pull on my wine and tried to get back to watching Victorinos.

  Of course, when I spaced back in, I noticed Doña Maria was watching me intently, noticing my lack of attention to the show this week.

  “Estás bien, mi hijo?” she asked, her tone of genuine concern. “Are you okay?”

  “Oh, sí, estoy bien. Estoy muy bien,” I said, emphasizing the muy. Yep, all good! Nothing to see here. C’mon Maria, let’s just watch the show and drink our wine. Not like I’m coming up with every possible way I can break down my host sister’s defenses or anything like that.

  She didn’t look away from me, though. It was like the woman had a ‘Chandler is up to no good’ detector. She nodded toward Amelia on the screen, took another sip of her wine, and added the words that made me question if she also read minds. “Sí. Amy es muy bonita. Muy bonita.” This time, it was Maria who emphasized the muy—twice. How she knew I’d been thinking about Amy was disturbing.

  “Sólo amigos,” I added. Just friends, thanks to that damn pact.

  “Ohhhh,” she said. She smiled slyly, and nodded over-enthusiastically. “Okay. Amigos.”

  Her tone was sarcastic. She took a sip of her wine and winked at me.

  There was nothing quite like trying to dodge a woman’s intuition. I’d tried it with my mom, and it had never once worked. She always knew what shenanigans I was up to in high school. Well, shit, my hometown in rural Indiana was so tiny I could barely piss without people knowing. I decided I would shut up and try again to get back to the telenovela.

  Just when I was starting to finally get into the episode again, the locks on the door clinked and guess who fucking walked in the door?

  “Hola! Amelita!” Doña Maria said, with that warm smile of hers.

  “Hola Maria!” she sung in a high-pitched tone as she shut the door behind her. Behind. That was also what my eyes were glued to as Amy turned around. Blue yoga pants hugged her legs and ass. Up top, she wore a couple layers of white tank tops, which made me wonder if she’d just come from yoga after class. She walked toward us on the couch, threw her backpack down, then stood there, hands on hips, and glanced at the TV. “Whatcha doing?”

  “Tonight is Victorinos night for Doña Maria and me.” I tried to emphasize that this was a two-person thing. If Amy sat down next to us on the couch, I was pretty sure my not-so-random boner would be coming right back, which was not something I needed to be dealing with right now. Besides, if Amy joined us, the last thing I’d be able to concentrate on for the next hour would be the ins and outs of a Spanish telenovela.

  “Awesome! Mind if I join you two?” Her smile was perky, and she plopped herself down between us on the couch without waiting for an answer. Her leg barely grazed me, but that was enough. I had on basketball shorts and a throwaway white t-shirt, but after Amy’s touch, my cock started to pound, growing with every heartbeat that sent it blood. I strategically placed my forearm over my lap to shield it from the women’s view.

  “Not at all,” I responded through gritted teeth.

  “Want some wine?” Doña Maria asked her. “Quieres vino?”

  “Oh, I can’t have wine. I’m only twenty.”

  Doña Maria and I looked at each other and cracked up at that one, both breaking into billowy laughter.

  “What? What’s so funny?” Amy asked.

  “Estás en España ahora, mi hija.” She smiled from her eyes, putting her hand on Amy’s shoulder. Amy glanced at me for a quick translation.

  “Drinking age in Spain is technically eighteen,” I explained, still grinning at her. “But the rules are a little fluid when you’re imbibing at home, anyways.” Most Spaniards got their drinking legs early—age fifteen or sixteen. But it wasn’t a culture of getting embarrassingly shitfaced like we did back in America. It was more of a, ‘let’s have one or two drinks to enjoy dinner’ attitude.

  “Chandler, vino para Amy.”

  “Sure,” I said, to Maria, then shot Amy a look. “And don’t try to act all angelic today after you were throwing back shots the last night.” I winked at her.

  She rolled her eyes at my commentary. Really, I was just trying to stall and come up with a plan, because there was no way I was getting up to get Amy a wine glass without revealing the massive erection she’d given me by just sitting next to me. Fuck.

  “You know what; here Amy, here. Take my glass. I’ve had a lot tonight,” I offered, and handed her my wine glass.

  She accepted it, a little surprised. “Uh, gracias.” She tasted it, a tiny drop, and smiled with approval. “Malbec, my fave.”

  “Oh?” I asked, casually.

  She nodded, taking another long sip as she watched the show, then glanced over at me every once in awhile as she spoke. “I went on this trip to Mendoza—that’s in Argentina—a few years ago with my parents. We went to this amazing vineyard. My dad let me have a small glass of the Malbec they made there and ever since that trip, it’s been my go-to for wine.” She paused slightly, flicking her gaze at me then quickly back at the TV. “Well, that is, when I drink wine.” She cleared her throat. “Anyway…”

  “Huh, cool,” I said, not sure why she was suddenly uneasy. But I stored that detail like my brain was a sponge, like I did everything else about her. Everything little thing I learned about Amy, I couldn’t help but take note of and file away in the memory bank.

  Right at that moment, Doña Maria glanced at her watch then stood up. “Dios mio! La hora! Is late.”

  We both smiled, because Doña Maria’s accent was awesome. She was no English expert, but she managed a few basic phrases and I’d been helping her with them, too.

  “Where are you going?” I asked.

  “I have, how you say, a…date?”

  Amy nodded, taking a big sip of her wine. “That’s awesome. Have fun!”

  “You have fun too,” she said, and smiled knowingly. “Here, Chandler. Más vino!” She handed me her wine glass and I accepted it.

  Amy and I watched Victorinos in silence for a while when Doña Maria disappeared to her room to get ready. It wasn’t lost on me that Amy decided to stay in the middle seat of the couch, her leg hovering millimeters from touching me again.

  When Doña Maria came out of her room, she looked damn good, I had to admit. She wore a strappy, tight black dress that didn’t even reach her knees.

  “Wow Doña Maria! Tú eres muy linda!” Amy exclaimed.

  Doña Maria smiled warmly. “Oh gracias. Chau!” She blew us a kiss and left, leaving Amy and me all alone.

  The moment she left, there was an increased aura of tension in the room now that Amy and I were alone. I could feel her warm body inches from me. My rock hard erection still hadn’t gone down an inch. I kept a poker face of an expression though, staring straight at the TV, not attempting to make any conversation.

  Amy seemed to sense my stress and glanced over at me. “Chandler, do you not want me to be here?” she asked, clearing her throat.

  “No, it’s fine,” I retorted without thinking, my voice slightly hoarse. I took an automatic gulp of wine then set it down on the coffee table before me, trying real hard to pretend she wasn’t there.

  “No, it’s obviously not fine,” she continued, after watching me for a few seconds. “You are acting awkward as hell.”

  “Am I?” I shrugged and kept staring at the TV, which I wasn’t paying attention to in the slightest any more. Trying to ignore Amy had the opposite effect. I could feel her eyes on my face.

  She nodded, and took a deep breath. “I think the whole ‘pact thing’ we made was kind of drunken. We should discuss things sober. You know, if we’re going to be living together for the next couple of months, it would be best to be civil.”

  “We’re not being civil right now?”

  “You’re not even looking at me, so no. But maybe civil isn’t the right word. It would be nice to be…not awkward. And there are some specifics we need to discuss.” />
  I took a deep breath and turned to face her. “Fine.”

  “Okay, great!” She smiled. “So I made up this list of rules today in class.”

  She set her wine glass down and reached for her backpack on the floor. Then she pulled out a list of what must have been thirty bullet points on a white piece of paper.

  I stared at her neat scrawl, some of the bullet points quite lengthy. “Someone’s a little Type A,” I noted.

  She shot me a raised brow look. “What’s Type A?”

  “Uh, you write everything down and need clearly defined boundaries.”

  “Oh, okay.” She thought about it then nodded. “Where did you hear that?”

  “I’m a psych major.” She coughed lightly, reaching for her wine again. I knew that look. “Despite what people tell you about athletes, I do occasionally learn something in class,” I said, defending myself but laughing.

  She chuckled. “Fine. So I’m Type A. Tell me about it.”

  “Most people think it’s genetics that determines personality, but it’s actually more nurture than nature,” I added, showing off. “Genetics is part of it but it’s not an underlying cause.”

  “Is that so?” she murmured. “Okay, what else, doctor?”

  I grinned. I loved talking about this stuff. “Well, most Type A's are perfectionists—hence, your list making,” I listed. “They’re also usually rather critical of themselves, and over-anxious…” When she inhaled sharply I looked at her, feeling her tense slightly beside me. “You okay?”

  She nodded, and forced a fake smile that I didn’t understand and didn’t like. Amy was not a fake type of girl. That’s what I liked most about her: her authenticity. “Let’s stay on topic, shall we?”

  “Don’t like talking about yourself, huh?” I teased, trying to lighten her up.

  Finally, a genuine smile. “Just like you. Now, take a look at the list and let me know what you think,” she said, handing me the paper.

  I scrunched my face up, unsure what the ‘just like you,’ comment had meant. I thought about addressing it, but instead I cleared my throat and began to read out loud. “Preamble”—I looked over at her—“you wrote a preamble? Wow.”

  “Just go with it.”

  I cleared my throat again before I began to read it aloud. “Preamble to the constitution of Chandler and Amy’s friendship. In the interests of remaining sane over the course of our study abroad term, it is vital that both parties be friends and only friends. Therefore, the first party proposes the following rules to ensure a peaceful and happy tenure as study abroad partners.”

  “That’s me. I’m the first party,” Amy said, giggling with a silly smile.

  “You taking a constitutional law class right now or something?”

  She nodded excitedly. I had to laugh. The girl was nerdy as hell, and comfortable with that. I gave her props. I shrugged and kept going, giving my best try at a ‘proclamation sounding’ voice.

  “‘Rule number one. No kissing. Rule Two. No petting’.” I stopped, hating this list. “Really? Petting? This is ridiculous.”

  “Just read them all the way through.”

  “No barging into the shower. No shit-talking the other person. No bringing other people home to fuck.” I stopped, and looked at her. “What’s up with this rule? So you’re friend zoning me but I can’t fuck other girls? Fat chance of that happening.”

  “Chandler, we’re friendzoning each other,” she said, so insistent. “It’s a mutual decision for the good of both parties, remember?”

  I smiled, tossing her list on the coffee table. “Oh, right. So obviously, we are attracted to each other.”

  She let out an indignant breath of air. “Excuse me?”

  “Oh come on. You know it’s true. Both of the mentioned parties are attracted to each other,” I corrected, using her constitutional language against her. “We’ve even said as much.”

  “Maybe a little, but you’re the exact opposite of the guys I like to date,” she said, but not denying my statement. “I’m more into the intellectual types.”

  “Oh yeah?” I grinned, my eyes moving over her body.

  “Yeah,” she emphasized.

  “One, who says I’m not an intellectual type? Two, why are your nipples hard if you’re not attracted to me?” My voice came out low and throaty, just as I’d intended. If Amy wanted to be just friends, I sure as hell wasn’t going to make this easy for her.

  She looked down and touched her nipple through her double tank top arrangement. I couldn’t tell if she had a bra on or not. Her breath caught. “How the hell can you tell?”

  “So you’re admitting they are hard?” I cocked my head. She scooched her body away from mine.

  She sighed. “It’s cold in here.”

  “Ha! It’s seventy degrees inside.”

  “My post workout sheath of sweat has me colder than normal. And even if I am a little bit attracted to you, that doesn’t mean we should act on it.”

  “Your brain is really fighting your vagina, isn’t it?

  Laughing, she responded. “You should talk, Mr. Boner during telenovela time.”

  I looked down. Yup. I was pitching a tent, and through my enthusiasm in talking with Amy, I’d forgotten to keep shielding myself. “Damn. And I thought I was being stealthy.”

  “It’s nothing to be ashamed of,” she stated. “But it’s just not going to happen between us. You know that would be a disaster if we got together and then broke up and were still living in the same place, right?”

  I paused because getting a different host parent would be near next to impossible. Amy clearly had different views on relationships that I didn’t hold as dear; but I liked and respected her enough to want to honor her wishes, even if it might kill me. “Fuck, you’re right,” I said, eventually, then I looked at her for a long second. “I have to say, I am surprised at how okay you are that I just popped a boner in front of you.”

  She grabbed the rules from the table and then her backpack. “I was lucky enough to be raised in a household where I was taught healthy sexual expression,” she said, getting off the couch. “And no, I don’t think there is anything unhealthy about you getting an erection.”

  I squinted at her when I spoke the next words. “You know, this is all your fault,” I ruminated, grabbing my wine glass. “If you weren't so hot, I wouldn't be so hard.”

  Her jaw dropped, but she quickly collected herself to respond in a dignified manner. “Well, if you are too hard—you do have two hands. Figure it out.”

  I nearly choked on my wine. “What did you just say?”

  She put a hand on her hip and looked me right in the eyes. “Just keep in mind about that the main reason I don’t want you bringing girls here is because you’re so damn loud and the walls are thin—and this girl,” she said, pointing to herself, “needs her beauty rest.”

  I stared at her. “You really are sexually liberated, aren’t you?”

  She shrugged. “My parents are hippies…they used to walk around naked in the house like it was no big deal. They were also pretty open about talking about sex and all that with me and my older brother. Guess it rubbed off on me. Anyways, I have a date tonight, so I have to get ready.”

  What…the…fuck? Did everyone suddenly have a date tonight besides me? How did I miss this memo? “A date? You have a date?” My pangs of jealousy began to throb. I was the fucking Casanova here. If anyone was going to take Amy on a date, it was going to be me.

  “Yep! With a Spaniard. I’m going to practice my Español!” She did this three-hip-shake-dance move thing with snaps at each turn.

  My heart beat faster, and jealousy welled up inside me out of nowhere. “Uh, wasn’t that in the rules, no dating Spaniards?”

  “Nope! You didn’t take the time to finish reading them, so you don’t know. But dating is actually encouraged. You know, cultural assimilation and all that. We just can’t bring them back to the apartment. All right, gotta get ready!”

  My
whole mood was changed when she left the room. This was going to be hell, getting through these next couple of months living with Amy. I had to laugh out loud, because—call me cocky—I can hook up with a girl whenever I want. Women flock to a Division One athlete and knew how to take care of them between the sheets.

  Yet the one girl who I really wanted was playing hard to get. And going on dates with fucking Spanish dudes.

  After disappearing for a few minutes, she appeared again, looking extra fuckable in a white v-neck t-shirt and a short black skirt. Did she even have a bra on? She ignored my stare. “Adios Chandler! Glad we cleared up everything with this talk. Have a good night.”

  She closed the door before I could respond, but if I had, I would have said that we had cleared exactly nothing up tonight. I was even more confused than I’d been about our non-status.

  I thought about calling a couple of girls who I’d hung out with before Amy had arrived, but I decided against it. I knew exactly what I needed tonight, anyways. I wished I could involve Amy in this activity, but since she was hell bent on being just friends, I had to live with that. I turned off the TV to get rid of the distraction.

  I reached into my shorts and grabbed hold of my cock, which could not get any harder, and pulled it out. On the couch? Fuck it, why not out here?

  I would start on the couch and then maybe head to the bed to finish myself off. Besides, this was some unprecedented alone time with no Doña Maria and no Amy. I would take my fucking time with this rocket session.

  I pulled my shorts and my boxers down all the way around my ankles, closed my eyes, and pictured Amy’s thick, luscious ass.

  Eight

  Amy

  Maybe if you weren't so hot, I wouldn't be so hard.

  I slammed the door of Doña Maria's apartment shut and let the air fall out of my lungs as Chandler's words repeated themselves in my head.

  I pressed the button for the ground level once I reached the elevator, even more fired up…and a lot turned on. It was strange to be accused of turning a guy on when for months I’d been accused of being a turn off. It was both confusing and kind of sexy.